When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
I told myself I wouldn’t reblog anymore of this shit but omgI can’t breathe thats fucking hilarious
i think my parents need to move out
Why Martha, why?! You ship them harder than any of us…
She didn’t want Ryan to have all the fun cockblocking.
Some of the funniest book dedications ever.
New threat to anyone who’s being mean: “I’ll call you an assh*le on the dedication page of my next book.”